Nothing.. Absolutely Nothing....

I have absolutly nothing to report except that Tanner (jock-head jerk) is the biggest bully I have ever met. I am in 4 of his classes and in each one, he managed to insult or put down at least 3...3! I found the courage to tell him what I really think of him... "Tanner, you should realize that absolutley no one wants to be your friend when you treat people like that" ... he shrugged his shoulders and moved on.... someday i'll make him listen!

Well.....

I have a huge art project that needs attending to...

And possible snow day tomorrow (4-12 overnight!)

Keep your fingers crossed for me!

Until then,

-Jezzy

A day in the life....

It was a typical Monday today. School, friend drama, sports then piles of homework. My day started of with being filled in on all the weekend drama at the annual "Breakfast Club" meeting during 1st period study hall. "Richard is cheating on Paige with Madison..." and "OMG did you know that they are sleeping together?!?"

WHAT THE HELL?!? Im in the 9th grade people! This was news to me that people are jumping in and out of bed with each other!!!

Anyways.... 2nd period history rolled around and Davey (a new character in this story), who has had the BIGGEST crush on me since pre-school, decides that he should annoy me until I gave him a high-five. I gave him a little more than a high-five :) He is one of those people that mean well but have no idea how dumb and down right annoying they are. He is a farmer and has strong views on everything in life. The only person that helps me deal with him is Jenn (Best friend, author and loves everything science fiction). Jenn has helped me deal with all my "suitors" in my life. She decided to pull Davey aside and tell him "She's not interested. Move on before you get hurt." It was so plain, but the way it was said was soooo priceless.

3rd period math.. ahhh how I hate you 3rd period math. I love math and I like my teacher. But... I had to restrain myself killing the 7 boys in my class. They all range in age but they don't vary in maturity. They are so immature and they take the opportunity to take advantage of our young teacher. The boys also love to make fun of Smitty. Smitty will appear a lot in this blog. She is another good friend that is socially challenged, a boy turn-off and a major spaz. She is so lovable but she always has to open her huge mouth and say something VERY inappropriate. She made the comment "I think every guy has some gay and every girl has some lesbian." My mouth hit the floor. Right in the middle of math class as I am focusing on inverse variation! Tanner (cocky, jock, flirt, fellow drummer) completely makes fun of Smitty to the point of true meanness. I (warrior princess), stood up in the middle of math class and told Tanner "Smitty is 10x a better person you will ever be and based on your math grade, I suggest you pay attention." I was expecting a "Go to the office" but instead I got applause from everyone, including my teacher. Tanner was silenced by the warrior, Jezzabelle.

4th period english was eh, normal. Huge test on The Oddessey that I.. aced? Probably not...

5th period spanish was the best part of my day. Senora was back from getting her surgery! We vented to her about our difficulty with the non-Spanish speaking substitute for the past 3 weeks. We ended up not doing spanish and talking about life and things like that for the whole period... classes like that make me SMILE :)

LUNCH TIME!!!!!! Lunch is the most interesting part of my day. The food sucks but the people I sit with are the greatest people you will ever meet. We are all so different that it's a wonder we are all friends. Let me introduce them:

Kate-Cheerleader, comedian, all-around amazing person

Tim-Ahh Tim.. I don't know what to say... he fights a lot with kids from other schools and with Kate :) And no, they don't have a thing between them. Tim is dating Taylor

Taylor- Quiet if you don't know her.. If you have the privilege of really knowing her she is perverted and funny chic. She is dating Tim as well

Caitlynn- Cheerleader, but the most bad-ass one I know. Funny as hell and is best friends with Taylor

Then there is Breakfast- A.K.A Michael or Ducky if you new him in 4th grade. He is the weirdest, most perverted kid I know. He always makes the perverted jokes but has no idea what any of them mean. Breakfast and I also have a battle going to see who can finish a book of Sodukos first. (warrior princesses never lose!)

After a typical lunch...

6th period art=THERAPY!!!

Jenn is in art with me and we listen to the cool eclectic music and talk about nothing. We help each other work and laugh all the time... thats about what happens every day in art.

7th period biology. YAWN. I have the worst class EVER! Every kid that I know that gets bad grades is in my bio class. Today we did a project that required groups. As we began to form groups I remember that Davey is in my bio. GREAT! No sooner do I realize that he is in the class, he begins to realize he is walking towards me. I think I politely said go away but I can't remember. Its been a long day...

8th period bad was, eh, you know, band. I play percussion with 6 other guys. A stoner, a jerk, a cool kid, a prince charming, another stoner and the band teachers pet. I'll get into them next post.

After school was the norm. YMCA workout for softball, then basketball game vs. a crappy team. I received a HUGE gouge down my right arm thanks to some slut on the other team with hickies on her neck. BARF! I could possibly have received AIDS! AHHH!

It is now 9:36 and I'm off to fight the nightly battle with.. mom... ewww... wish me luck fellow warriors!

Until then

-Jezzy

The Dawning of A New Age

I started this blog as a way for me to express my feelings and to let the world know about the daily struggles of us warrior princesses. We appear to be these rocks that can survive everything that gets thrown at us.... WRONG! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! We too struggle....probably more that anyone else on the planet. We have to masquerade our problems to appear that we are still the fierce, strong women that we are known to be. No one.. not even a warrior should be without outlets.....and I, Jezzabelle, shall outlet to you, the other fierce, strong warriors that need motivation to get through the day.

I shall try and write a new post every several days (even warrior princesses get side-tracked)... I will let you know about the basic things in my life.... family, school, romance, friends and the struggles and joys that go with it.

Now.... lets get to know the main characters in this drama, shall we?

Jezzabelle (Warrior Princess) : Typical teenage girl struggling through the 9th grade. Jock-head, brainiac, musician, loving daughter, great sister and leading lady of this saga.

Mom (Mortal enemy and.... 80's crazy lady?) : Crazy mother of 2 and most days loving wife. Loves to antagonize daughter to the point of suicide. Also loves her dog (sometimes more than her kids), 80's everything and making freaky jewelry.

Dad (Banker by day, Dictator by night) : Complete ramrod and ruler of the household. Loves coaching Jezzabelle's softball team, trying to connect with his opposite son and people-pleasing his way through life.

Brother (lets just call him...Junior.. or maybe the anti-junior?) : Artsy, nature-loving, comedic, opposite of his sister (though...I am funny!). He struggles in school but is a whiz at the trumpet. Junior has a hard time fitting in.. but he has a good heart.. just don't make him mad.

Many other characters exist in this crazy story of Jezzabelle, but we will meet them as they come into play.

For now, Jezzabelle is of to bed to rest up for a long week of school, sports, drama and... The MOMINATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DUN DUN DUHHHHHH!

Until then-

Jezzy